They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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