apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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