I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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