I seem to have left my pride at pride
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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