kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
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