You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Randomize
