Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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