I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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