I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
This baby is an asshole
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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