My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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