my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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