So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
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