this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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