me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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