where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
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