omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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