week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
The air was thick with penises
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
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