On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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