a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
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