Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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