Walk of Shame. In a state park.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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