Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
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