don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
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its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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