Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
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