Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I think I just sharted jello shots
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