i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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