so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
Who wears a wallet chain?!
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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