btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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