Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Quick, to the slutcave!
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I'm like, not good at living.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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