ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
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