Pappa wants mamma naked
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
Michael Bay diarrhea
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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