I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I am available for nakedness
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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