I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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