you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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