He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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