You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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