Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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