Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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