didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
last night I used snow as a chaser
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