how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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