is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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