But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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