He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
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