so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
Its about making memories worth repressing
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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