how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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