You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
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