so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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