Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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