we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Randomize
