It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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