The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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