no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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