I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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