Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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