he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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